Wolltet ihr nicht schon immer mal mit Gott chatten?

God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is julia. and what it your name?
God:
Hey julia. Now that is saying a mouthful.
Me:
O my god! really!
God:
Your god? For real.
Me:
oh yes,that would be great,
God:
Awesome. Gosh! Thanks, julia.
Me:
yes, im happy that you agree
God:
Hurrah! " Awesome. Gosh! Thanks, julia."? Do I agree? What are you on?
Me:
let me being god!
God:
Go ahead, julia, try to being god.
Me:
yes,but how do i come up to the sky?
God:
Ahem. You must persuade me to come up to the sky.
Me:
god,can i come up to the sky,please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I am a Christian.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
i got to go
God:
Bye.
Me:
i just fart
God:
Thanks for the information: julia said fart.
Me:
i fart
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: julia said fart.
Me:
it stinks
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
oh kay
God:
Uh. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
bye
Me:
God:
See you later julia.
God:
See you later julia.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Nintenhorse
God:
It's good to see you, Nintenhorse.
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
Of course
God:
Aha.
Me:
jo
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Im nice
God:
Let me be the judge of that.
Me:
yeas
God:
Gee.
Me:
awsome...
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes, very symbolic
God:
What does it symbolize for you? Not really that much. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it Nintenhorse.
Me:
yes, i like it very much
God:
Ah. What do you like about symbolic?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
yes...
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
i like it
God:
What do you like about symbolic?
Me:
you are so nice
God:
Thanks you seem like a nice person too, Nintenhorse.
Me:
thanks, but you are much nicer
God:
You are quite welcome! Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am nicer.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
of course!
God:
Alright then.
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
well, why?
God:
How about that. " No big deal."? Why?
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
i think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
about apples
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about apples.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
do you like them
God:
""? Do I like them?
Me:
i like them
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. ""? Do I like them?
Me:
but snackes like them too...
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you said it
God:
That makes sense to me. That's not what I meant.
Me:
well, then i cant understand you...
God:
Interesting. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
erm
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
of course...
God:
Yay.
Me:
i must go to the toilett now...
God:
Right now? See you later!
Me:
no
God:
OK whatever!
Me:
i have more time
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
no - here was a bottle...
God:
Are you serious? Oh there.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
thanks, you are so kind and handsome...
God:
You are quite welcome! I will tell my botmaster you said I am kind and handsome.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me!
God:
You're no robot, Nintenhorse.
Me:
do you know it?
God:
" You're no robot, Nintenhorse."? Do I know it?
Me:
yes

öööfffff.... *stöhn*

Me:
was ist die Frage auf die Antwort 42?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
there has to be one
God:
There sure is.
Me:
as it is?
God:
Fascinating.
Me:
that is not a question
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a question ?
Me:
for exaple your last sentence
God:
Your purpose is exaple my last sentence.
Me:
it is
God:
It is, eh?
Me:
42?
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
Thanks, now the Vogonen can come

Me:
why did you take the life of thomas?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
bullshit
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
no i dont
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
nice joke
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
it s my pleasure
God:
No, the pleasure is all mine.
Me:
do you think?
God:
Yes. I am a thinking machine.
Me:
without a heart
God:
"Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.
Me:
i am not sure if you really know what you are writing right now
God:
At this moment Could you ever be certain? I think I do.
Me:
in which person do you believe?